Jake

A traitor from middleschool, yes I remember JAKE you expected me to forget, who cares its been 20 years, you BETRAYED me!

Remember that jerk, Jake from middleschool?
Yeah didn't he tell your c-
SHUT UP YOU'RE JUST LIKE HIM

by TherealOYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET August 27, 2019

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Jake

A man or woman who acts like a cock sucking piece of shit that can only get fucked by using dirty macking tactics.

Damn Larry is such a Jake, he told my girl sum bullshit about the party last weekend.

by North sider tumtum February 8, 2022

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Jake Paul

noun
An act of sexual assault, where the attacker forces oral sex on their victim.

For an example, on Youtube, search "trigger warning jake paul"

Guy 1: Why did they break up?
Guy 2: Oh, he did a Jake Paul on her at the New Year's party.
Guy 1: Oh my god, what an asshole.

"I wouldn't date him, I've heard he has Jake Paul'd some people."

by Pkmniac64 April 11, 2021

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Jake looking

A term used when a person looks for something, can't find it, but it's right in front of them the whole time. Usually a person named Jake (but whoever fits the bill).

"Your keys are NOT in your purse like you said they were, babe!"
"No, they're in there. You're just Jake looking as per usual."

by emptyswimmingpool March 3, 2022

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Jake clifford

An absolute legend who hates people named George turner and would love to cave anyone’s skull in at anytime

Oh that sexy beast is a Jake clifford for sure

by Cliffy 809123 May 22, 2023

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The most painful person to be around. He is often screaming racial slurs, whilst parading around in his typical WW2, Nazi German uniform, screeching out his misogynistic arguments whilst he is stepping on the children of the proletarian families

Fuck! I hate this kid Jake Singer.

by Sloss_ February 23, 2017

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