Bumper Job

When a female or male penetrates themselves vaginally or anally with with a ball hitch on the back of a vehicle more popularly on a truck bumper

Kelley was so horny shecouldnt wait for me to get my pants down...she gave herself a "bumper job" on the back of my ford.

by TangyBurrito February 27, 2020

butt job

the act of giving someone (usually a male) a massage in their butt-sack region

yo i just gave willy a fat butt job

by Josh Washer September 14, 2022

Recession Job

The crappy job you take when your profession has gone in the shitter.

I used to be a hedge fund manager but now I'm rocking my recession job at McDonalds.

by My Recession Job May 9, 2011

E-job

a word use to describe a virtual blowjob

Jack," I just got an E-job the other day man, it was great"
John,"Isn't that kind of cheating on your wife?"
Jack,"..."

by aloha hack-bar November 18, 2016

Ink job

Female version of snake venom. 2 lesbians eat each other out in 69 position to point of squirting. They keep the juices in their mouths then face each other and spray the juices on each others face, like a squid releasing ink.

"She looks like she would ink job." "That ink job smeared her make up."

by Cobber22 May 1, 2015

boner job

the act of a girl walking into the room and a guy instantly getting a colossal boner.

Friend: Dude i got one of the nicest boner jobs last night.

Other Friend: Damn your lucky.

by study of wumbo May 17, 2012

Horn-job

when animals that have horns rub each others genitails with their horns to increase their excitement

the dinasours started to give each other horn-jobs because they were feeling really rambunctious

by thatguy20125 August 24, 2014