j-cism

The social media trend where posts like "the name of the most racist person in your friend group starts with ..." almost exclusively use the letter J, actively discriminating against Jonathans, Jims, Jacobs, Joshs etc.
The current j-cism happening in the internet is deeply concerning.

Don't be a j-cist, use different letters for your dumb posts too.
by hadespelorios December 27, 2023
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J-Cisim

J-cisim: noun — A term coined to describe discrimination or prejudice against individuals whose names begin with the letter ‘J’. Practitioners of this at referee to as “J-Cist”
Hey man I’m not a fan of J-Cisim but Carly yeah I heard her whole family is full of Jcist
by Coal Wrld February 07, 2025
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Mike J-Jones

This is a really tiny loser that is the size of a Ant and somehow deletes his graphics driver in his computer all the time!
Girl: you are such a Mike J-Jones (referring to a persons height)
by AinstuLive October 01, 2023
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j lingo

A crazy or foolish person with (intentionally or unintentionally) split personalities having a conversation with their self out loud on the streets.
in order for a person to communicate with a j-cat the person has to speak in j lingo to be at the other person's level of understanding.

aye man, let's see if that chick is okay? nah, i don't speak the j lingo!
by jukebox427 June 08, 2024
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Chrissy J

A man that has accomplished everything. If you're thinking about doing it, he's probably already done did it.
Guy 1: Hey, i'm thinking about skydiving into area 51.

Guy 2: Oh. Well, i think chrissy j already beat you to it.

Guy 1: Awe man!
by TimmyTwoWheels February 16, 2024
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J Shirt

A Shirt you wipe your come with
Man fuck that sock, I got me a J Shirt
by MrJizzShirt August 09, 2021
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J-beaning

J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.
"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."

"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
by ButteredPopcorn October 07, 2014
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