all access pass

When things are getting heated and you don't want your girl to get the full advantage of the Mighty Totem but you still want her to get a taste of the goods you spread eagle but pull up to allow full access to remainder of the bits; pull the fierce part up into yourself up into your chest to allow for excellent flappy foreplay. Like the warm-up band before the main event.

Ali granted his girl Jen the All Access Pass, giving her the necklace to warm up for the Main Event.

by cdjones January 6, 2008

“I’m gonna chug this all on him”

It’s something that you or someone else would say when they are about to blow up someone’s 70 year old crippled Italian uncle (called “Tio” most of the time) with 5-20 pounds of C4 during a family reunion.

“I’m gonna chug this all on him” - is a kind of a sentence that automatically makes you a menace to the entirety of Italy.
Jack: Hey..
Sam: What?
Jack: I’m gonna chug this all on him! *throws 10 pounds of C4 at Tio and detonates it*
Sam: WAIT NO THATS MY TIO NOOOO!!!!
*A big boom happens, food, drinks and everything else literally flying across the rom like they’re possessed by Satan*
Wee-Man: *flies through the fucking air, penetrates 3 walls and lands head first in a toilet* OH MY GOD AAAAAAAAAAÁÃAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!
Tio: OOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH (Ship horn sound effect played 5 times in a row) WHAT THE BARNACLES?!?!? *dies*
Jack: *hysterically laughing while holding a camera* Uncle exploded in 4K Ultra HD lol.
Sam: WHAT THE (ship horn sound effect) JACK THATS MY UNCLE!!! THAT IS WHY YOU DONT HAVE FRIENDS!!! IM CALLING THE POLICE!

by GoofyAhhUncleTio May 22, 2022

we're all friends here

This is an expression used by a pussy when he and his friends get involved in a fight. The person who uses this expression generally looks for a weak person from the other side who agrees with this pussy sentiment so they can watch the fight in bliss while their friend gets ganged up on and kicked while he is down.

Julie: "You asshole! You could have hurt someone with that bottle!"
Sean (Julie's boyfriend): <Runs away to woods>
Drew: "We're all friends here..." <picks another pussy to hang out with and watch the fight>
Matt: LOL <gets his ass kicked, literally, by two of the guys on the other side>

by Jack-O June 15, 2006

Tutsi-ed all up and down

To be hacked to death with a machete. Bonus points if you die in central Africa.

800,000 brothas and sistas got Tutsi-ed all up and down in 1994.

by Con Dheadle July 22, 2010

All the tools and no box to carry them in.

A person or coworker that appears to have intelligence and talent, but continues to screw things up on a regular basis.

Man, I used to think that guy had his shit together. He's such a screw up.
He's got all the tools and no box to carry them in.

by Bernie Lomax February 24, 2009

where have all the cowboys gone ?

1. Paula Cole tune from the late 1990's; not so surprisingly, a big hit with feminists and frustrated single women everywhere. Go figure.
2. Justin Bieber - NOT a cowboy.

'I go do the laundry, while you go have a beer'. Yippy I, Yippy A !

Where have all the cowboys gone ? Simple. They're all women now - minus the penises.

by Virgin Suicides July 14, 2017

Look at all the fucks I give

“Look At All The Fucks I Give” is a catchphrase often used in image macros and animated GIFs to show how little one cares about what someone else is talking about

Lenny: STOP EATING MY CRACKERS
Adam: LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKS I GIVE

by AWERTT August 20, 2013