While visiting the far northern areas of Canada you come across the very hard to find Rub and Tug massage parlor. What makes the Northern Rub and Tugs stand out is the process in which the fire off your missile children. They cover your entire body in nothing but rendered whale blubber, paying special attention to your Tim Hortons Farmers Bacon Wrap. If you find the right massage parlor they actually use a fur beaver mitten for added pleasure. While stroking your blubber coated meat missile they help you achieve a perfect launch of your missile children.
Last night Nancy decided to try and give me a Canadian Northern Happy Ending. It didn’t work out very well.
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a poetic and indirect way of saying ,"The moon is beautiful isn't it" , to reply in this way ,I can die happy means (i love you too)
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He was born in Japan also raised in Japan.
He started his career in 2016. first time he spinning , Deep house music.
His mother named him DJ Markun then he keeped that name but he changed his name " DJ MA$A a.k.a Happy " .
Because His real name is " Masaya " and Masaya means " Happy " in Philippines.
He usually DJing in Shibuya and Roppongi clubs and restaurant. ( Ce La Vi Tokyo, Legato Shibuya, 1OAK Tokyo, La Boheme Shirogane, ZEUS Roppongi, etc.)
He was born in Japan also raised in Japan.
He started his career in 2016. first time he spinning , Deep house music.
His mother named him DJ Markun then he keeped that name but he changed his name " DJ MA$A a.k.a Happy " .
Because His real name is " Masaya " and Masaya means " Happy " in Philippines.
He usually DJing in Shibuya and Roppongi clubs and restaurant. ( Ce La Vi Tokyo, Legato Shibuya, 1OAK Tokyo, La Boheme Shirogane, ZEUS Roppongi, etc.)
Guy1 : I like music in this club bro!
Guy2 : ahh because now playing DJ MASA a.k.a Happy.
Guy1 : Good.
Guy2 : ahh because now playing DJ MASA a.k.a Happy.
Guy1 : Good.
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