Happy Mealing

When someone claims an order that's not theirs, thus finessing a free meal.

Starbucks worker: Melissa? Strawberry frap for Melissa!
Not Melissa: Yes, thanks. *takes drink*
Melissa: fuck did I just get happy mealed? Is this bitch happy mealing at Starbucks?

by Anarchistslookbook August 22, 2017

Flag

Get the Happy Mealing mug.

Happiness

something I’ll never have.

Karen: Aren’t you just full of happiness?
Me: Sureeee(no dumbass)

by thatdumpsterrat November 19, 2019

Flag

Get the Happiness mug.

happy paste

cum

Man that guy's happy paste tastes delicious

by t02j February 23, 2017

Flag

Get the happy paste mug.

Happy feet

When your so overjoyed and your feet hurt with excitement you say happy feet.

Bob “man what’s wrong, you look like you excited and in pain”

Tom “I’m just feeling happy feet!”

by Allenah April 12, 2021

Flag

Get the Happy feet mug.

Happy Vertical People Transporters

elevators that have the ability to see into the future... product of the sirius cybernetics corporation in the science fiction satire "the hitchhiker's guide" by douglas adams....

about the sirius cybernetics corporation..............
It is very easy to be blinded to the essential uselessness of (their products) by the sense of achievement you get from getting them to work at all. In other words - and this is the rock solid principle on which the whole of the Corporation's Galaxy-wide success is founded - their fundamental design flaws are completely hidden by their superficial design flaws. "Happy Vertical People Transporters"

by 6*8=42 June 20, 2011

Flag