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bedroom-dead

Adj: when a woman has not had sex, with her significant other or a male lover, in more than 10 weeks and is sexually frustrated.
If a woman is bedroom-dead, and has needs, she'll probably resort to Craigslist
by Sexydimma June 27, 2016
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Dead Game

If a game’s servers shut down, only then is it a dead game. However, if a game is still up and available to play, it is not dead.
Chase: Bro Fortnite is such a dead game.
Joseph: No it isn’t you fucking retard.
by LiterallyYeMom October 29, 2020
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I'm Dead

I'm not actually dead, it's a metaphor indicating I'm laughing so hard that I'm losing Oxygen which could lead to suffocation
Guy: What is the difference between a black father, and a Boomerang?
Other guy: What?
Guy: A Boomerang comes back.
Other guy: HAHAHAHA, I'm dead.
by SantanaFlorDeLuna October 20, 2023
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Dead Seeds

A very underrated Lamb Of God song that has I believe to be some of the sickest guitar ever.
Galaxy Brain: Excuse me sir have you heard Dead Seeds by Lamb of God?
Normie: Lamb of God? That emo screamo band uh no get a life freak.
by Jamie Fernando August 31, 2019
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It is good day to be not dead!

Phrase to say when you are having a good day because of your mortal existence
H: It is good day to be not dead!
E: POW you are dead
H: IM DEAD
by ThatMothafuckin'Person October 25, 2023
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Dead tree's revenge

The experience one has, when they have a paper cut in between two of their fingers or toes.
"OUCH gosh, that paper cut hurts! Have you ever had one between your fingers?"
"Oh yes, that's called the dead tree's revenge."
by Flappy Trap May 23, 2015
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