An offer or invitation made to someone out of respect or politeness, with the expectation that person will decline said offer or invitation.
For example: I invited my coworkers to my party Saturday night just to be nice thinking they would say no, but they said yes and now I have to see my coworkers this weekend. Fml
For example: I invited my coworkers to my party Saturday night just to be nice thinking they would say no, but they said yes and now I have to see my coworkers this weekend. Fml
i gave her a cookie offer to come to a party with me but she actually said yes, so now i have to go with her.
by 8I December 16, 2022
Get the cookie offermug. A digital copy of a human consciousness (emerging in black Mirror series). First appeared in White Christmas, the cookies then became a noticeable element of the show, especially widely mentioned in the last episode.
"You're a simulated brainful of code, stored in this little winget we call a "cookie". - Matt, explaining things to Greta (White Christmas).
Nanette Cole: This is a dream... It has to be.
Walton: It's more like an eternal waking nightmare, from which there is no escape.
(USS Callister)
"Monkey loves you... Monkey needs a hug" - Carrie being a toy (Black Museum).
Nanette Cole: This is a dream... It has to be.
Walton: It's more like an eternal waking nightmare, from which there is no escape.
(USS Callister)
"Monkey loves you... Monkey needs a hug" - Carrie being a toy (Black Museum).
by owldespair March 6, 2018
Get the cookiemug. by Svend_16 September 30, 2020
Get the Ice tea'n cookiesmug. by Knoxload May 3, 2022
Get the Cookiemug. Buttfucking before the first date.
"Man I don't know if she is hardcore-friendzoning me or if she wants to have texas tea and cookies"
"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"
"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"
by dogroastias December 2, 2016
Get the texas tea and cookiesmug. by MinivanMafiaMan February 2, 2025
Get the Cream and cookiesmug. When you decide to not use vanilla extract so you opt for your sweet sweet dick nectar instead. They turn out usually salty and sweet for the perfect mid day treat.
Brett: mmmmm try these cookies
Wyatt: *groans with tastiness*wowzers these sure taste magnificent!
Brett: salty surprise cookies sure always do hit
Wyatt: whats with the suprise?
Brett:*smirks* lets just say my balls are drained and the vanilla extract is full.
Wyatt: *groans with tastiness*wowzers these sure taste magnificent!
Brett: salty surprise cookies sure always do hit
Wyatt: whats with the suprise?
Brett:*smirks* lets just say my balls are drained and the vanilla extract is full.
by Shmeat pounder86 March 28, 2024
Get the Salty surprise cookiesmug.