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bathroom bitch

A man who regularly leaves the work area "to use the bathroom" accompanied by his mini ipad or cell phone everyday for at least two 40 minute periods on a set schedule, usually at 9:45am & 1:30 pm, thereby abandoning his co-workers who must do additional work in his absence.

Additionally, this person & another of his ilk always use the third toilet stall, which is a luxury stall that is larger than the other two, also known as "bay 3".
"Hey Johnny, it's really busy today, I'm having a hard time keeping up with all these walk in repairs, have you seen dippy or sippy?"

"No Larry I haven't, those bathroom bitches have been taking turns in bay 3 all day, we'll have to step up like usual and get it done by ourselves"
by monkeematic October 4, 2016
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bitch premium

Bitch Premium: The amount of additional bullshit a man has to put up with for dating an above average looking girl. In theory, the better looking the girl, the higher the bitch premium. In a perfectly competitive dating market, average looking girls will have no bitch premium, and below average looking girls will have a negative bitch premium.
"Ya she's hot man, but I don't want to pay that bitch premium, she is all yours."

"Your bitch premium is way to high for your looks"
by Malavon September 8, 2016
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snapchat-bitch

It's someone who videos people and takes pictures of people all the time on snapchat.
"Stop videoing me Liam, your such a Snapchat-bitch"
by Johnjo August 22, 2016
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harley bitch

Any chick who thinks she is bad because she rides on the back of a harley
by Weasel67 July 24, 2016
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question bitch

When one uses you to ask an uncomfortable question to someone. They are normally as curious (or even more) than you are but they prey on your curiosity to distance themselves from the question, getting you to do their dirty work for them.
Jan: Hey Felicia, don't you want to know what happened last night between John and Michelle?
Felicia: Sure, but it would be awkward to ask him, right?
Jan: Well, you should just do it. And then tell me all about it!
Felicia: Ok, I guess I'll be your question bitch!
by hmoreira June 20, 2016
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Jalapeño Bitch

(v) hah-luh-peyn-yoh bich - to be all up in yo bitch
(When Juan tells Mario he was fucking Mario's girlfriend that previous night)
I was jalapeño bitch last night.
by Jalapeño Bitch June 2, 2016
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Cop bitch

A person that informs the police about anything they can while having no shame and useless without the cops
sam: the other day I was smoking some medical marijuana and this cop bitch totally calls 911 to arrest me. mike: man I wish I knew who that was so I could beat the shit out of who ever did that, what a cop bitch
by 30025 May 18, 2016
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