A simp or friend that is so desperate to be with u that will pay u a lot of money, drive u & take u shopping & usually there’s no sexual relationship & is completely asexual.
by Vianni La Performer July 16, 2021
Get the Sugar Friend mug.Someone who talks to you when they need something
Someone who talks about you behind your back when they say their your friend
Someone who wants to fight you but lets you walk around untouched.
Someone who talks about you behind your back when they say their your friend
Someone who wants to fight you but lets you walk around untouched.
Alexis was being a fake friend when she asked me to buy her mascara but she was just talking about me yesterday
by SidneyB. March 4, 2018
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Get the lady friend mug.The best friend of any girlfriend/wife...or any girl for that matter. The one friend who, without question, is always excited to see their girl. The special friend stands straight up, waiting to greet her, and share in her embrace.
Bill: Hey, I'm so glad you came to see me!
Susan: I didn't come to see you. I came to see my special friend. *unzips Bill's pants*
Susan: I didn't come to see you. I came to see my special friend. *unzips Bill's pants*
by Billandsusan March 1, 2011
Get the special friend mug.people who are always there for eachother, best friends normally are close in so many ways and always stand up for eachother. they are your othet half, they are the only ones able to make you smile. true bestfriends fight often but in the end are back together( devon+lauren=bestfriends)
2 peas in a pod,
DEVON+LAUREN= BEST FRIENDS,
the two girls do everything together so they must be best friends
DEVON+LAUREN= BEST FRIENDS,
the two girls do everything together so they must be best friends
by XOlaurenbasketballOX March 30, 2011
Get the best friends mug.Someone whom you can count and depend on. After 12 years or any amount of time, they are the person that has been there for everything and knows you better than anyone. You give your everything to them, and they to you...until they get jealous and ruin your life.
Day one:
Sarah: best friend!!
Katie: BFFLAFA! LOVE YOU bestie!!
Day two:
Sarah: Bfflafa!!!
Katie: you are a lying manipulative bitch. leave me the fuck alone
Sarah: best friend!!
Katie: BFFLAFA! LOVE YOU bestie!!
Day two:
Sarah: Bfflafa!!!
Katie: you are a lying manipulative bitch. leave me the fuck alone
by P.O bear December 28, 2009
Get the best friend mug.An alternative use of the acronym FoB, which usually means "Fresh off the Boat," this is a takeoff from the gay euphamism Friend of Dorothy.
"Friend of Borat" is a little assymetrical in comparison with "Friend of Dorothy" because an unassimilated immigrant would not actually be a fan of Borat in the way that a gay would be fond of Judy Garland, but the phrase has stuck nonetheless.
"Friend of Borat" is a little assymetrical in comparison with "Friend of Dorothy" because an unassimilated immigrant would not actually be a fan of Borat in the way that a gay would be fond of Judy Garland, but the phrase has stuck nonetheless.
by Mike Chu December 28, 2006
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