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Couch Potato

A couch potato is someone who never gets up off of the sofa they will sit there all day long and do absolutely nothing someone who sits on the couch all day is not necessarily fat often couch potato's are skinny and can eat like a horse without putting on any weight.
Girl: Connor is such a couch potato.
Guy: I know he never gets up off the sofa.
by Zocmysock January 23, 2022
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potato

a godly being created by time and space or something.

a heaven awaits for those who appreciate it
Sorry, I can’t go to your house tomorrow. I must worship thy potato.
by chikin nooget in the air??? September 12, 2022
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potatoes and gravy

A mans favourite food.
Normally if someone's favourite food is potatoes and gravy than they most likely are a teacher that gives mints to students, hates people named Nathan and makes you take out your headphones to tell you how they're going to cook their dinner.
"Tonight I'm going to eat potatoes and gravy"
by Uhhlinds November 11, 2021
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A Potato

Something that flies around in the room before you came in. Excuse.
Frank Ocean said it was a tornado, not a potato, dummy.
by Anony. Res September 12, 2023
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British Potato

The act of one getting a vegetable and peeling the skin from there dick and having sex
"it hurt so bad when I did a British potato with my girl"-some dumbshit
by Putin on my glasses April 18, 2018
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Potato

When you and your friend are talking and your friend tries to be funny and random by simply saying “potato”
Person one:”hey did you see that ga-
Person two:”POTATOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
person one: “jesus christ carl”
by Logan_roub January 10, 2020
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Baked Potato

Someone with no arms or legs who is stoned
"Claire is an amputee stoner, a baked potato."
by Saiki KK April 15, 2022
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