3 button douche

a person who does not button the top 2 buttons of there shirt to show there chest hair.

Dave is such a 3 button douche,nobody wants to look at his chest pubes!

Don Johnson

by StickySteve23 June 28, 2010

Douche Bag City

A place where extreme douche bags, jerks, and arrogant dudes come from.

what an a**hole move! He must be from Douche Bag City.

by Queen CB February 18, 2011

Douche (UK Version)

1. Any person who dresses, talks, behaves, sleeps,eats, watches, carries their iphone in their hand,
Wearing a hat halfway on their skull and generally exists to be like Zac Effron (uberdouche god of douchebagness)

2. Any person who wears Hollister, abercrombie and fitch and walks around
Westfield shopping center with the bags in their hands.

3. Anyone with the name Jedd, zac, toby, ed, James, anastasia, isobel, timothy
Freddie, Tom and Harry.

4. Anyone who still calls hood guys chavs.

5. Starbucks drink, iphone, tight v neck tee, skinny jeans, converses, cap halfway back from your head,
Speak with an english accent, listen to indie.

"Did you see that couple wearing abercrombie and hollister walking around westfields with iphones and starbucks drinks?"

"Yeah, what a pair of douche (uk version) !"

by king s ldn dfam September 5, 2009

Ursula the Giant Douche

A giant douche named Ursula.Runner up in the Biggest douche in the universe contest, which was won by 'psychic' John Edward.From Southpark, series 6.

'Oh my God! Its Ursula the Giant Douche.Lets get the hell out of here before she douches us to oblivion'

by Schmaz March 12, 2005

douche bag

(n.) - bag that is used to hold a woman's pubic hairs after removing them

god... stop being a fuckin douche bag.

by Amy Lu December 9, 2003

Gay Ass Douche

This one kid that's a tool.
Everyone hates him. or her, cause no one knows whether it's a boy or a girl.

Bob: Hey Walker, who's that?
Walker: Oh, it's just that gay ass douche again.
Bob: Right on

by Walkz425 September 22, 2009

Douche Bag Jap

A drunken half breed Japanese bastard that cant stop getting Drunk and talking about things no one gives a fuck about.

My sister is dating a Douche Bag Jap

by Jocelynthebrownfox September 21, 2009