Recession Job

The crappy job you take when your profession has gone in the shitter.

I used to be a hedge fund manager but now I'm rocking my recession job at McDonalds.

by My Recession Job May 9, 2011

scooch job

The circumstance when you're with an attractive lady, known or unknown, and she has to scooch next to you, thereby giving you an erection.

"Dude I was with Cheryl last night at the show, she gave me a scooch job"

by Boontoggle February 7, 2014

Horn-job

when animals that have horns rub each others genitails with their horns to increase their excitement

the dinasours started to give each other horn-jobs because they were feeling really rambunctious

by thatguy20125 August 24, 2014

Ink job

Female version of snake venom. 2 lesbians eat each other out in 69 position to point of squirting. They keep the juices in their mouths then face each other and spray the juices on each others face, like a squid releasing ink.

"She looks like she would ink job." "That ink job smeared her make up."

by Cobber22 May 1, 2015

E-job

a word use to describe a virtual blowjob

Jack," I just got an E-job the other day man, it was great"
John,"Isn't that kind of cheating on your wife?"
Jack,"..."

by aloha hack-bar November 18, 2016

Larose Job

Noun

A job so easy that it's given to the laziest and least capable employee in order to boost their self esteem.

Pffft...Clean out the browser cache? That's a Larose Job...

by Gregman11111 May 27, 2018

hog job

a sloppy bj

"when shes giving you a hog job and she slips a finger in you bog of eternal stench"- tyler redmond

by excitedpenis January 12, 2018