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Top gun 2

You know it DOESN'T suck if it involves me, right? I haven't seen it but if am am involved in any way it's automatically good.
Hym "We're not in Top gun 2 are we?"

Iam "Uuuummm.... I donno. You know I haven't seen it... Wait, you don't want to watch it do you?"

Hym "We might have to... We also might have to watch Plane movie..."

Iam "What? Why?"

Hym "We said plane movies suck and what does this cock sucker do IMMEDIATELY AFTER WE SAID IT?"

Iam "Uh... make a plane movie..."

Hym "AND HE CALLED IT 'PLANE MOVIE'!!! He walked up to us, whipped out his dick, and pissed all over our shoes Iam! Are your socks wet? Is it warm? Do you feel it!? That's his piss!!! Pruning your little toes as we speak!"

Iam "Ew."

Hym "I won't stand for it! It has to be bad... Right? It can't be good... Can it?" *Disgruntled groan*

Iam "I.. I donno man... Just calm down."

Hym "He's mocking us! Get in the car! We're going to redbox!"

Iam *sigh* "Alright..."
by Hym Iam January 12, 2023
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Top

Ball is a very common Turkish swear word with different variants such as Topoş/Totoş/Nonoş/Nonni/Nünnü and actually means "Ball" in Turkish. Its origin or where it came from is unknown, and its meaning is simply "Faggot" in a softened way.
"Şu adamın saçına baksana kesin bu Top her gece götünü siktiriyordur."
by Sandevistan January 14, 2023
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out his top

That nigga out his top if he think I'm scared !
by anonymous November 20, 2023
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Ego Top

A top who thinks of themselves, as a much better top than they actually are.

They prioritize themselves themself at the expense of the bottom(s).
“He could not get me off, he was such an Ego Top
by RowanDownTheRiver November 21, 2023
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Top Rope

Devastation of your female or male opponent by slamming forceful entry from up above. Usually done from the top turn buckle.
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My room mate Mike was completely demolishing his prey last night with the TOP ROPE strategy.
by hutchparts919 November 21, 2023
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top floor boss

a name Destroy Lonely uses to call himself. A top floor boss is someone who doesnt work for anyone else or a rich person.
im tha top floor top floor top floor top floor top floor top floor boss
by ser6phina November 21, 2023
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Top Bastard

Someone who makes girls fall in love with them and then destroys their entire existence.
Did you see sulaimaan that “Top Bastard” make her infertile after the stress he caused

That guy has a “Top Bastard” condition
by Shush6363 November 26, 2023
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