Top of the morning

Getting head in the morning, getting a blowjob in the morning.

Woke up and i'm sad because I didn't get any top of the morning.

by Hanumon March 19, 2024

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top rider

A women or man who is great at shagging or riding the d

“Here lass...you’re a top rider you”.
Or for men, “I am a top rider me, doing all the birds”

by Beth’s a Top Rider November 11, 2017

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Noun: A rotted out piece of overpriced shit version of the iconic, 38' Cigarette Top Gun, that no man or women in their right mind would take ownership of. Typically owned by aging, fatass, balding men whilst sporting piece of fuck Konrad drives . Some hidden attributes include dead fish, sea weed, old smelly water, rotten wood, chicken wings, shitty beer cans, and broken random cabin pieces. A certain self praised, attention seeking ego must be obtained to own this gem. See also: Moistress.

Tim Pavlovic tried to find a decent boat for a change, instead he found "Top Sponge"

by FoffTim October 16, 2017

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Foot Top

Someone who will be a receiver of foot stuff (i.e. footjobs, toe sucking, etc.) but will never perform it on another person

I sucked Jessie's toes last night but she wouldn't suck mine, she's such a foot top

by yurabai July 17, 2020

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I'm on yo top

It means to roast a nigga lmao.

Ugly ahh lil boy i'm on yo top jit

by Whats it to yuh January 21, 2022

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Top shanter

One who can indulge in large quantities of alcohol and still remain conscious through out the intire session

Fuck me hefin can put them away see.......... Just seen him sink 6 pints in an hour........... Theirs a top shanter for you. Up to his eyeballs in larger and still thirsty

by Massy 250 April 14, 2021

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