no-brain moment

When one speaks a thought and immediately regrets it, wishing their mouth had stayed firmly closed whilst being mercilessly mocked.

In the Tough Arms pub...

Me:
Thinks:
"WOW This place reminds me of the sixties"...

Says:
"Hey guys - let's finish our drinks, go to the park and put daffodils in our hair!!!"

Guys:
Mirthful scorn and abuse

Me:
Thinks:
"Fuck. I just had a no-brain moment..."

by PCPuss May 13, 2009

fetus brain

The most intelligent and attractive person ever. You’d definitely want to date them ;)

“Oh yeah, I wanna sleep with fetus brain”

by Erectiondetection;) October 29, 2019

Brain Hinman

Looks like a rat. Hair looks like a winter wonderland. Did I forget to say he looks like a rat.

“Look at that guy over there, he looks like a rat must be a Brain Hinman.”

by David likes Big Macs November 11, 2019

rainbow brain

When there's a connection between two peoples' brains and they're on the same page at the same time.

I asked my friend about going to a concert and rainbow brain she replied with the exact band I was thinking of that moment.

by Zelda22 January 21, 2021

Booch Brain

This is what you call someone who is super smart but also a douche-bag to the point they, normally a he, gets banned from discord server just for using facts, logic, and triggering people who cannot comprehend the truth. This person is sexy, super smart, can count 1 to 0.

"Facts, check. Logic, check. Triggered, yes. You have a Booch Brain, man."

by Boochbeard July 2, 2019

Latex for brains

A. stupid person so they must have Latex in their brain

B. that one person in your group of friends who HAS to be the "accident" their parents messed up on, but you'd be sad if they weren't around

C. Person in your group of friends who comes up with crazy ideas like those crazy condoms that sound like fun, but are really bad in the end

Tiffany: hey, wouldn't it be fun if we went skinny dipping in the lake on Christmas Eve?

Rachel: ARE YOU INSANE?!?!?!? Latex for brains, that's one crazy-ass idea.....but I love you for it

by PazzySpazzy33 October 21, 2012

Brain

Brain's are awesome! I wish everyone had one

that girl has no brain

by _PBJAM March 3, 2022