Sam

Firstly not only a guys name.
The best person you will meet, will never judge and is very attentive.
She or he will be your life partner in many ways and will leave an impression on you so dont lose this person or they'll get snatched up by someone else and you'll probably get depressed.
Also hella freaky 😈

Oh my God I miss SAM.
Life is miserable without SAM to talk to

WOOOOOOOOW!! NEVER EXPERIENCED THAT KINDA FREAK IN BED 😝

by Sophielala November 22, 2021

Sam Dayton

Some skinny ass dude who thinks he's fast but can't even beat Thomas in a race.

Damn, Sam Dayton is slow as hell

by NotJames... Ok it's James April 27, 2017

sam

the wittle boyfriend

yeah sam is my wittle boyfriend

by sorayas Little sister March 5, 2021

Sam

A ping pong boy ( table tennis, if you’re trying to impress him). He starts his days with mushroom coffee, Wim Hof breathing, and cold showers. Crazy, you may ask? Sam typically has severe ADHD and cannot stop speaking. Most Sam’s are below 5’8 and have very fat lips used for eating large amounts of food however, this may result in explosive diarrhea up to 10 times a day. Although his sexuality is unclear he is very funny.

Girl 1: Hey did you see how handsome James was
Girl 2: yeah omg
Sam: Yeahh ommg girl he’s soo hot

by Juliaeosepau August 16, 2022

Sam

Sam represents a good, loving person. Sam is into building and English. You can always trust Sam, he is very cute, charming and always there for you. Literally, Sam would die for you. Sam always has a smile on his face and no matter how sad you are, he will turn your frown upside down. Sam absolutely loves acting and singing.

See that guy over there, I think he should be called Sam

by The best person in the univers February 3, 2019

sam

sam is a slaggy fuck he has a tiny cock (3cm) he only cares about himself. he plays roblox because his bitchy mom "SAID THAT MINECRAFT IS TOOOOOOOO GORY FOR HIS AGE" and he needs to find the nearest hole and sling himself off like you would with a bar of soap in a pantyhoe (hes a hoe) he seriously needs to commit self die in the 3rd degree and get 3rd degree burns on his entire body for just being born

SAM BE GAY THO

by airpod user 69 July 31, 2020

Sam

A young at heart but severely average male age. Into SAMurai swords and pregnant women. Likes it when it could potentially be risky. He has not only the risk factor, but the frisk factor. Is willing to keep it in the family, shares the bathroom with minor siblings. If you’re into smut novels, ginger ladies, and pregnant women especially ones who could still breastfeeding… Sam is your guy. If there’s no incest there’s no interest :)… also is undiagnosed with the autism

Sam is Samming

by Gnimmas si maS July 27, 2025