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National potato day

May 11th is national potato day! This day you will do whatever you want with potatoes. Make fries, boil them, fry them, and many other cool ideas. Make sure to share this with a friend and remember, go celebrate potatoes!
National Potato Day: On this day, we celebrate the rememberence of potatoes. Albert Johnson invented the potato (found it), on a farm in 1565.
by I.Love.Her May 11, 2023
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Potato

by ThisCrazyDog1978 September 10, 2023
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Potato

A food that does not taste good raw and is used in French fries and mashed potatoes. It is most commonly baked with butter.
"I ate a raw potato and it was so bad" "I ate a baked potato and it was so good"
by Oogaboogacavemanhehe June 23, 2021
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potato sack

a person who has lost all or part of both legs and both arms aka a quadruple amputee
Boiii you still gonna hit that? She's a potato sack
by dictionaryDude7896 January 28, 2020
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Potato

A potato is food of the gods, a religious artifact that must be properly blessed before being consumed.
In other words, the essence of all existence

The proper blessing:
O, Potato, I bless thee with the ability to nurture.
by _Dictionaryuser#473 January 22, 2021
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Baked Potato

Someone who is high or is going to get high
by trolololol16 December 18, 2012
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Potato ChooChoo

The act of getting o your dick sucked from the back while eating a potato product (EX: fries, mashed potatoes, etc).

Often it is common for the recipient to yell “All Aboard!” before engaging in oral sex. It is then required for the Giftee to make train noises after/while climaxing their partner(s).
Hey baby girl, you a fine looking lot lizard how about for $50 you come back to my truck and give me a “Potato ChooChoo”.

“Potato ChooChoo” is a verb describing the sexual act of lot lizards sucking it from the back in trucks. This is including the addition of potato products and the lot lizard yelling train sounds.
by Al’sTrucks420 December 12, 2022
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