by DonteatmushroomsILK July 13, 2022
Get the Michael Abusemug. by anonymous June 7, 2023
Get the Jackson Michael Bluestonemug. Michael kaiser is the most hottest fictional German men alive. He is in a football club called Bastard Munchen. He's a striker for the team. The hottest red flag in fictional german soccer team. To tell someone is hot af.
by hehehehehg August 19, 2024
Get the Michael kaisermug. Michael is a sexy ass nigga with a horse cock usually pulls all the bitches and milfs too typically has a son named jailan and the savior of our world
Michael is our savior
by Youraveragehotguy1 November 25, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. This is another name for Xana. The definition of Xana is a name given to a really cool person that typically resembles Michael Cera. They usually love the LEGO Movie and love to Morgan Freeman.
by Poopy789 December 11, 2020
Get the Michael Ceramug. Michael Bortolussi (noun): A revolutionary, highly sought-after gadget for bedroom shenanigans, combining cutting-edge technology with just the right amount of mystery and pizzazz. Known for its sleek design, unexpected features, and a tendency to spark uncontrollable erections mid-use, the Michael Bortolussi has become the ultimate toy and the pièce de résistance of any adventurous evening. Warning: Side effects may include excessive erections, questionable decision-making, and the occasional "kill me now" moment.
by Michael bortolussi lover 99 January 15, 2025
Get the michael bortolussimug. The most amazing, popular, fun loving, sarcastic son of a bitch you’ll ever meet. He can be nice, caring, supporting, and talkative all the time. But get on his bad side, he can call you out, and if you pick a fight with him, he’ll whoop your butt and will not hesitate to fight dirty if necessary. He’s also great at talking with the ladies and will use a combination of flirting and friendship to court the women whether to be friendly, to having a one time stand, or to get a girlfriend. He may think that he can be insecure sometimes, but deep down, he knows he’s got plenty of friends and his family to support him in every way possible.
Chad: Check that dude out, what’s his name again?
Rodney: That’s Michael, one of the newbies here
Mikayla: I think he’s a fox!
Rodney: That’s Michael, one of the newbies here
Mikayla: I think he’s a fox!
by Jackus Blackus December 6, 2022
Get the Michaelmug.