Michael

Michael isn’t a very nice guy. He has big bushy eyebrows and every time you ask to pluck them he slaps you in the face. If you spell it M I C H E A L he’ll also slap you in the face. Don’t befriend Michael.
Hey guys… did you hear? Michael’s been such an asswipe recently…
by NovaRocks April 05, 2022
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michael

a wise person .He doesn't like to share his problems but is a very good friend to have .he's quite moody at times and he's also a ladies man.he's quite romantic and easy to fall in love with too.
I have a friend who's quite a michael.
by selzydjebz June 08, 2024
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Michael

A cool dude who's talented. This dude is athletic smart and has potential to make a lot of friends. He throws away this potential by being rude to people for no apparent reason. One minute his super nice the next he doesn't want anything to do with you. He is caring at times and does have your back when in need. He can also be insecure and needs to realize he has a great personality. And more people would like him if he just stayed true to himself.
Person 1) Man, Michael is such a nice dude, too bad his so insecure.
by Krayons 213 May 01, 2023
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Michael

A person who can't afford anything and can only buy knock-offs
Michael: I can't afford Rise Of Kingdoms so I got Fall of Republic
Insert: Broke ahh
by STFUMONKY November 24, 2023
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Michael

Micheal is a term used to describe a man with a unusual large penis. Micheal's usally cheat and leave you with only unsatisfied sex desires, and depression. They also typically only think about themselves resulting in you getting hurt, in the short sence just stay away from Micheals
"I am so in love with Michael!" Says kenzie, "woah their friend Michaels are only good for their big penises nothing else! Stay away from Micheals!" Says Lilly.
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Michael

Micheal is a term used to describe a man with a unusual large penis. Micheal's usally cheat and leave you with only unsatisfied sex desires, and depression. They also typically only think about themselves resulting in you getting hurt, in the short sence just stay away from Micheals.
"I am so in love with Michael!" Says kenzie, "woah their friend Michaels are only good for their big penises nothing else! Stay away from Micheals!" Says Lilly.
by Bigballswoman November 21, 2022
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michaeL

not just a drunk homeless asshole, he's the king of the trash heap, clawing his way to the bottom with each swig of his cheap liquor... With no life he will drink and be homeless, until he commits a RayRay.
Shut Up MichaeL we only allow you in here cuz you're a toy for us to abuse.
by SnoopyPi February 04, 2024
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