j-lawed

related to jennifer lawrence,it is if you trip over infront of a large group, crowd and audience

ha, he j-lawed

by It's true by the way April 14, 2017

j-lawed

related to jennifer lawrence,it is if you trip over infront of a large group, crowd and audience

ha, he j-lawed

by It's true by the way April 14, 2017

FB&J

Stands for facebook&jergens. It's kind of like a peanut butter and jelly, but instead of a sandwich, it's a term used for when you're in the mood to plow and want to bang a specific person but you're held back by relationship commitments so you just look at their most provocative profile pics and please yourself in order to release the urge to take them to pound town. This definition is often used by distraught individuals that have had more than five drinks or have just received a text message from a love interest after they have secured their position in a monogamous relationship.

Bob: I just received a text from Amanda

Theodore: oh man, didn't you always have a thing for her?

Bob: yeah, but I'm in a relationship with chloe

Theodore: are you going to cheat on her

Bob: no, I'm just going to FB&J

by John Redcorn and Rusty Shackle May 4, 2017

j. peppy

J. Peppy is a rapper in orchestra and would like to torture students when giving out music

Dude: Did you see J. Peppy
Bitch: Yeah, he is such a badass

by stuffe June 2, 2017

Ryan J. Nowlin

A pathological lying, manipulative, piece of shit. Abuses women physically. Deals and uses crack/cocaine. Will use anyone and everyone to get what he wants. Overinflated ego because his older brother is a cop. Thinks he's a "G". Is correct because the "G" stands for goof. Cheated on his ex-girlfriend for years and wondered why she left him.

What's another name for a little bitch goof? Ryan J. Nowlin c. Vernon

by Goof Patrol June 13, 2017

j-farmer

Is a boy called J-Hope which is looking like he throws some watermelons when he said playing bowling with is sleepy girlfriend min yoonji that's why he is called J-Farmer

"J-Hope throws the Bowling like Watermelon. Let's call him J-Farmer"

by Diamond Carrot June 26, 2017

J-Hope

J-Hope is a ray of sunshine, the reason why many people are happy, y'aLL BETTER APPRECIATE AND LOVE HIM BEFORE I SMACK THE FUCK OUT OF U

There is no explanation needed for our beloved J-Hope *drops mic*

by Taehyung's Belly June 27, 2017