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Crack Spider

A male spider who thinks building webs is for “suckas” causing him to kill a female orb weaver to claim her web as his own.
Nice web Mr. Crack Spider
by Cactifreezus January 1, 2023
mugGet the Crack Spidermug.

Crack Mantis

Australian term originated from South East Queensland describes the underweight sticklike appearance of a drug affected person who is trying to walk to or from the nearest 24 hour shop.

The female version is more commonly seen and can be found in areas near Service Stations.

Easily identified by their typically weird walking style and very underweight frame, the crack mantis is not typically considered a safety threat but can become

agitated if their path of travel is impeded.

A Crack Mantis is rarely far from their home (nest) due to the effort required to coordinate a journey. 50m can be known to take over 30 minutes and path of travel is always different due to repetitive jerks, pauses or lunges. Males are not so common possibly due to the known mating habits of the female.
Hey mate check that crack mantis heading to the servo. I bet those overgrown rental units around the corner is the nest.

She might just get their before dark, still 30m to go.
by Maroon Viking January 2, 2023
mugGet the Crack Mantismug.

Sales crack

In the any sales role. A big sale with low margin is considered Sales Crack. The first sale (hit) is amazing, but afterwards you continue to chase it to reap the same reward and never get that benefit of the first time.
Jesse sold a catering job at much less than she should have. Now shes on sales crack and will continue selling at that margin to keep her employees working but doesn’t see any profit for all the work.
by Sellbot May 10, 2023
mugGet the Sales crackmug.

Crack the barn

When one goes to bed with the intention of beating their meat.
See you guys later! I'm boutta crack the barn for the night
by Shwarfingstyle March 5, 2019
mugGet the Crack the barnmug.

crack head

that one friend who is really weird and stupid
yo you a crack head
by JESUS_motherfrickn_CHRIST January 11, 2020
mugGet the crack headmug.

Crack

Cory: She's so bad id crack any day of the week!!
by qeclan June 4, 2025
mugGet the Crackmug.

what's a crack

Asking someone what's up with them usually used in Irish or British country's.
" to mate what's a crack lad"
by Bigsteladd December 31, 2018
mugGet the what's a crackmug.

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