Breaking the Facebook wall

Commenting about facebook on facebook, or when a group of people are having a discussion in a comment thread, and someone comments with, "This is the best/worst comment thread!"

Interrupting the flow of conversation and your suspension of disbelief that you actually have a social life.

Dickwad Dave: Fuck yea, I made waffles this morning. And took a picture.

Cunt Julia: Hope you enjoy your waffles Dave, as they're the last ones you get to eat without knowing you have HIV. Oh by the way, about last night, I HAVE HIV.
You and 127 like this.

Dickwad Dave: Jokes on you Cunt, I wore a condom! Now they're righteous waffles.

Cunt Julia: You drunk slobbering fuck, you tried to wear a magnum condom on your midget dick and just ended up stuffing the condom up into my twat like god damn canon packing.

Dickwad Dave: Fuck you whore! Why'd you let me fuck if you're an infested skank!

Cunt Julia: Me being half passed out in the guest bedroom does not count as "Let you fuck" you god damn rapist.

Worthless William: Best comment thread ever

Urban Dick: Fuck Bill, stop breaking the facebook wall. I was enjoyin' this fuckin show

Breaking the Facebook wall by Ticktok December 28, 2012

Singapore Buses Facebook Page 

Singapore Buses Facebook Page is part of a long standing racist and narcissist group.

Is Marvin a Singapore Buses Facebook Page?

Singapore Buses Facebook Page by Singapore Buses June 4, 2020

f for facebook means fuck 

I've thought about it, you've though about it, could mean fuck.

f for facebook means fuck guys

f for facebook means fuck by SirenHeadPlayz12345 December 25, 2020

Chronic Facebook User 

Somebody who goes on their computer and the first thing they do is check their Facebook to see if anything is new

They do this about oh I don't know maybe 30 times a day
This is also known as CFU. A chronic Facebook User when first tries facebook feels great but now A chronic just sits all day waiting for a reply on Facebook.

Don't get me wrong facebook.com is a great website it's just I don't want to become a Chronic Facebook User

Chronic Facebook User by sakiv January 9, 2011

she/he looked better on facebook/myspace syndrome 

When one uses either facebook or myspace to look at people or try to meet people and they see the picture of a good looking person. Once they meet up the one that thought the person on myspace or facebook was good looking, find out that that person is infected with "She/he looked better on facebook/myspace syndrome".

guy1:hey, dude... i met this girl on myspace and she looks hot.
guy2:yeah.... i've seen her and she has the she/he looked better on facebook/myspace syndrome.
guy1:shit...

she/he looked better on facebook/myspace syndrome by Robin Andersen April 1, 2008

portable facebook machine 

A laptop used solely for the purpose of checking facebook. All it needs is a folder for pictures and internet explorer/firefox.

A person will see a laptop around, and identify it as a 'portable facebook machine'

Often times, people who are facebook whores sit together and use their portable facebook machines and stalk the same cute person of the opposite gender.

Chris: yo let me use your portable facebook machine!!
Shyam: my what?
Chris: your laptop!
Shyam: whatever queer

portable facebook machine by g-diggity November 25, 2007

fucking facebook 

Whenever facebook changes your settings without your knowledge, adds a new feature that changes the way you use your page, or otherwise does something to piss you off, you exclaim "fucking facebook"

I just noticed my privacy settings were changed...FUCKING FACEBOOK!

fucking facebook by FunGal_in_SoCal December 23, 2010