toilet face

When a chick is so nasty looking her face looks like a good place to take a shit and make an improvement

It was almost bar close so I picked up a toilet face to bring home for a slump buster

by dickfitswelljr October 29, 2010

Sphincter Face

One who has a face that should be in the backside of thier pants.

hey look at that sphincter face, he shouldn't be allowed in public like this.

by Jason And Kim September 11, 2003

Face down

Layed low..not really caring..keeping to yourself

I've been face down lately.

by Princeoldey December 11, 2016

Canoe Face

The look your clueless significant other gives you when you accidently plow your canoe into the weeds, or a stump, or the nearest bank for the umpteenth time, because he or she has no freaking idea how hard these things are to steer.

"Hey! No more Canoe Face; you think it's so easy why don't you sit back here and give it a try?"

by Forbore Mort August 29, 2008

Cat Face

When you move your head to the side, to a 45 degree angle, with a surprise expression on your face.

It is time for cat face!

"I cant believe you put ketchup on your roast, cat face"

"Dude, did you hear that he got busted for trying to smuggle a ton of grade A canadian reefer, no way, cat face"

by Arrow Greg June 27, 2014

Figgins face

When someone makes a face to make another person feel like an idiot.

It was derived from the name Chone Figgins.

Tatsuma gave Enrique the figgins face because he was being a scrub like he always does.

by Onii13 November 27, 2007

stripper face

A woman who has a body deemed "hot" by cultural standards, but has a slightly fucked up face. Examples being: eyes too close, head too small, large mouth, funky teeth, slight inbred look, bruises, eye patch, scars, acne, etc... If these women had slightly prettier facial features they might actually be able to become real models or actresses instead of porn stars and escorts. Not ugly, but not real pretty. See also: porn face.

That chick is kinda hot, but she has stripper face.

The reason strip clubs are poorly lit is so you can't see the strippers' faces.

Not a butter face or double bagger, just odd looking in the daylight.

by dogawful May 12, 2008