Skip to main content

Douche um' up

When someone is commiting an act of douchebaggery and the people around him/her make a "d" shape with their hands and say "D um' up!... DOUCHE!"

Often followed by the douchebag's own form of retaliation (example: "That's what she said", "Screw you", ect.)

Sometimes the "...DOUCHE" ending can be subtracted, leaving the douchebag confused and angry.
Douche um' up.

Douchebag- Jeez. You guys are so boring. blah blah blah.
Anti-douchebags- D um' up! DOUCHE!
Douchebag- Wow, you guys are faggots. blah blah blah.
Anti-douchebags- *walk away in a pack*
Douchebad- You guys are such nerds! blah blah blah.
by Mitchel L November 11, 2007
mugGet the Douche um' upmug.

Capt. Douche bag

someone who says they're a secret agent but really isn't. A wanna be James bond who really is gay....
I was a secret agent in Miami..Dude you really are not or are just capt. douche bag
by mrs douche bag July 20, 2010
mugGet the Capt. Douche bagmug.

Douche Bag Syndrome

Although common to catch among the male species, females as well can catch douche bag syndrome(DBS). It is the condition where females are really attracted to or fondly in love with complete douche bags. Douche Bags can classify as guys that are never clean shaven such that they can almost form a beard, wear metal band hoodies, cares for no one but themselves, wears their cleanest dirty clothes, or Wangsta's etc...
Guy 1: Hey you see that hottie over there?

Guy 2: Yea, and how did she end up with that rawnchy douche bag?

Guy1: I think she has a clear case of douche bag syndrome.
by clean shaven nice guy May 26, 2010
mugGet the Douche Bag Syndromemug.

el douche bag

Italian "douche bag". Derived from "El Duce", the nickname of Mussolini.
"I can't believe Dante would leave her at the altar. He's such an el douche bag!"
by AbnormalBoy April 15, 2004
mugGet the el douche bagmug.

douche canoe

brian douching himself while in canoe..or in a dorm room
that guy went on a douche canoe yesterday!
by jess, val, derek January 25, 2008
mugGet the douche canoemug.

Female objectifying douche

A male asshole who treats women as an object for their own enjoyment.
He is such a female objectifying douche, just look how he used her.
by GREYFOX0101 March 1, 2022
mugGet the Female objectifying douchemug.

Pickle Juice Douche

A douching practice where a woman uses the leftover juice in a pickle jar to tighten her vagina.
Last night I did the pickle juice douche and man is my pussy tight...or so my man said.
by The knight rider May 15, 2019
mugGet the Pickle Juice Douchemug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email