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David Rigging

1. The process of manually altering something to fit one's needs without any regard to the actual assembly instructions. Often, the end result is an item that is partially-functional and only works in a limited capacity.
2. Using an item for something other than it's intended use.
"Would you please stop David rigging that baby gate and just follow the instructions that are on the back of the box?"

"Who put that TV stand together? It looks like it was David rigged."

"This DVD player is held together with shish-ka-bob sticks instead of screws. Who David rigged this thing?"
by Richelle Smith December 26, 2009
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A David Kessler

When you are committing suicide, but failed to commit suicide.
"I'm committing suicide today"
"Well don't do a David Kessler on me"
by I eat ass for breakfast November 25, 2016
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David

big hunky alpha man, might be racist kinda not sure.
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David Graham

David Graham owns a bank and has a huge nose
by David "The Jew" Graham July 3, 2025
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David

David is a dumbass
by Goodgiy4321 May 10, 2021
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David tepper

A guy who seems to enjoy keeping people on edge, then doing something to make them think he's one of them, and not a feudal lord or king in a castle.
David Tepper is never going to be on your side if you're a Panthers fan, he doesn't have to be.
by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020
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David

Yo its David!
by Alotofalot November 23, 2021
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