COOKY CLOSER

a long winded way of calling a person the derogatory term "faggot", saying this is a inside way of harnessing the LGBTQIA+ community

"aye did you see that guy, what a COOKY CLOSER"
haha yea man

by fagust November 1, 2023

GingerFred cookies

Not your typical happy faced gingerbread cookie. GingerFred stares back at you with a withering look reminiscent of the mean neighbor across the street who wouldn't let you retrieve an errant baseball from his lawn when you were nine. At a party GingerFred will remain alone on a cookie plate because nobody dares to cross him. If GingerFred were Flat Stanley he would travel the globe terrifying anyone who found him in their mailbox and would leave crumbs behind everywhere he went. If glitter is the herpes of the crafting world, GingerFred crumbs surely are the herpes of the kitchen - they are absolutely everywhere and six months after baking GingerFred cookies you will still find angry crumbs tormenting you from under the stove. You can only wish that when they made GingerFred they broke the mold, yet somehow he appears like clockwork in the bakery every Friday just in time to spoil your weekend.

Your mother asked me to bring dessert for Christmas dinner. I'm going to surprise her with some GingerFred cookies - that'll permanently get me out of Christmas dinner at her house - bet you wish you thought of the idea first.

by le pain d'épice October 14, 2021

Cookie

A Woman's Pussy

Friend: What Does Her Cookie Taste Like?
Me: I Didn't Try Yet

by The Zykx October 3, 2020

Squishy Cookie

In the act of 69-ing (a sex position) the partner on top, lifts their ass and shits on the partner below.

You made front hole so happy, back hole gives you squishy cookie.

by Anallover4000 May 19, 2019

Cookie Puddle

To have multiple men inject their thick creamy man glue into a woman’s hoohah

“I heard that the football team had a big sopping cookie puddle with that hoe Chelsea”

by That hoe Chelsea August 6, 2021

Cookie

A stripper name for a nappy head add bitch tbh. Cookie is the bitch in the back with them 2 front teeth sticking out laughing hard asf....cookie also ain’t got no knees

Person 1: damn was was funny

Person 2: frr lmao
*loud ass cackling and stomping in the back*
Person 1: that must be cookies loud ass

by anonymous January 13, 2021

Cookie

A cookie is a type of food that you can get by liking a youtubers video or subscribing to them.
"Cookies" on a website is actually data, when you say yes, you say yes to let the website sell your data.

YouTuber: Subscribe now to get a free Cookie.
Viewer: Ight why not?

Website: Do you accept our cookies?
Viewer: Sure, What can go wrong

by anonymous September 9, 2020