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Crumb Bum

A term of utter contempt for a man without any honor, scruples or roots for the future. A man with no respect for women and no financial stability. A man who schemes to gleam. A man who “acts as if.” A poser; a wankster. A hustler with no heart. A man who shines cause his girl is minted; douche.
Conversation

“Yo, did you see Tommy pull up wit the new Cayenne?”

“Yeah, it’s his wife’s. That mf ain’t minted. He’s a crumb bum. Lol”

Conversation

“Dude, why does Chad have his sunglasses on? It’s like 11: 00 PM. What is wrong with him? Does he think he’s Corey Hart or somethin?”

“Lol Nah, he’s prolly just tryin to show out. He’s a crumb bum.”

“Got you.”
by Janejsmith85 May 7, 2022
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Pokey bum wank

I had the best pokey bum wank ever but my fingers really smell after
by Pauls Logic November 2, 2020
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Bum Brownie

Another name for a poo or poop.
Debbie: I’ll be back in a sec I just need to make some bum brownies.

John: I did not need to know that…
by lilshart February 9, 2024
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The ball bum thumb

A type of infection that spreads to the thumb,
From running it up someone's ass, or possibly your own, thumb will swell, bum will swell, kid will cry!!!
Man I cant give Brad cant drive anymore, the ball bum thumb got him again!!!
by Uranus stinks February 7, 2019
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Bum

he is a bum
James: YOUR A BUM
Alex: I KNOW
by how.rude October 29, 2019
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Bum Chum

When a person on a boat has held in their fecal matter for too long and has no other option than to release their excrement over the side of said boat.
Jim, look at Steve, he just made bum chum off the side of your boat!
by SleekDiamond59 May 19, 2019
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Bum Wad

A cigarette rolled from dried pine needles camping
We have no smokes but can roll some bum wads to get us by….
by Yaesh September 4, 2022
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