boner hawk

When a person's gaze lingers too long on the groin of a man. Perhaps that person is estimating the size of his penis through his pants.
As that cougar was walking by, she totally boner hawked my junk!
by slobobabe October 12, 2009
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Vin Da Boner

The infamous leftist television-producer who only hires people whose appearance gives him a reaction "down there".
Showing up in a skimpy outfit for a job-interview might indeed give you a somewhat better chance of being hired by Vin Da Boner, but race tends to be more of a deciding factor for him than just attractive physical appearance.
by QuacksO October 30, 2018
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Justice Boner

The feeling you get when justice is finally performed on someone has been dersiving of it for some time. This is generally heightened wit the demise of corrupt officials.
"Finally Trump is being charged for incitement of the January 6th insurrection. I have such a justice boner right now."
by Zombieslayer69 September 24, 2023
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Bloody Mary Boner

When she's on her rag, & you pullout... Then you refuse to wash it off & ask her if she "would like a pickle w/ that." Her name also has to be Mary.
Him: Damnit Mary, would you like a pickle with that!

Her: I would love a Bloody Mary Boner!
by xXOhio4Lovers February 02, 2023
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Cum boner

a boner with cum in it
"when eminem was born he congratulated the doctor" - some guy

"cum boners" - some other guy
by baloneybob April 07, 2023
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Termite-boner

The boner that a termite has when it gets a boner in its pants.
Gee, that termite sure has a huge termite-boner!!!
by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024
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Brain Boner

The intense climatic feeling of exhilaration encountered when stimulated beyond arousal of the intellect; a hyper-focused state of mental masturbation.
He / She's got a Brain Boner for it, I can't believe how long he / she's been {watching, reading, listening, etcetera} this.
by Reibesac July 12, 2017
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