Mestizo Boner

When your from Spanish and Indigenous descent but when you or anyone else inspects your pants pocket they find a spotted dick in the box.

Mestizo people of mixed racial usually indigenous descent have Mestizo 'coloured' Boners.

This is due to a rather surprizing unexpected skin tone upon their lower members.

Chulo 1:
Look at that, it's unmistakably a mistake by God's glorious design here you find a little pocket of brown where I expected only to see white or brown respecively. It's the 'Mestizo boner.'

Chapo 2:
Aya Dia. He got the Spotted Dick right and ruly. Shits gon get better with age, boy got the Mestizo Boner.

by Jack Herrer January 9, 2020

Lady Boner

When a girls gets turned on, or gets hard while peeing and makes it 10 times harder

Oh my God, Im peeing and I have a lady boner

by KJZCore June 19, 2022

mormon boner

An erection for the anus before marriage and for every orifice after.

Brad: I got that Mormon Boner.
Thad: You two aren’t married. Better get Becky some Depends.

by Johnny1981 September 11, 2021

The Piss Boner

The myth that one may get a boner when they have to piss.

Go back to sleep kyle, the piss boner isn’t real.

by therealslimmyshade April 9, 2021

stale boner

a boner that looks and feels fine to anyone but you
stale morning blood running through your shaft,
perhaps still with the morning
making you spiral with the lazy of the morning

she didn't notice my stale boner, so we did it anyway

by fghj8889999 June 21, 2021

hate boner

hating someone you may like platonically/romantically

Person A : I totally hate him!
Person B : Isn't he your friend? You probably just have a hate boner for him

by aoba ★ February 28, 2024

Belief Boner

The act of or feeling of having a belief in something that’s so appealing and strong your soul gets metaphorically erect.

I have a belief boner for preventing Trump from building a wall.

by Skittr February 18, 2019