text boner

Noun. When someone is excited in a message or in their writing and they show their excitement in all caps.
Example of a text boner: OMFG IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS WEEKED!!!
by Bayra Diamond October 27, 2013
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text boner

Noun.

Used as a way to show sexual excitement online. Usually used as a hint to say when ones horny.

(Can be used by both genders)
Sexual Excitment

John: DUDE. SERANA WANTS TO BANG THIS WEEKEND ;D

Matt: haha! Congrats man, finally losing ur vcard. Nice text boner btw....

Hint at being horny.

Jack: MAN YOUR JUST SOO FUCKING HOT. ;3

Hope: Hehe thanks:3 I may show you a little something later if you're still horny ;)
by Kayleon December 04, 2013
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Poker boner

When you win a lot of money at once (not necessarily in poker) and you get excited, you get a poker boner.
Did you see his poker boner!

I can't believe everyone got a poker boner but me.
Holy shit! I have a poker boner
by Charlushka March 29, 2016
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no-boner skeet

when something is so awesome that you ejaculate without first achieving an erection of any degree (i.e. a flacid, ejaculating penis)
"damn, did you guys see the fatness of her ass.. instant no-boner skeet."
by reaganaut October 07, 2011
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Belief Boner

The act of or feeling of having a belief in something that’s so appealing and strong your soul gets metaphorically erect.
I have a belief boner for preventing Trump from building a wall.
by Skittr February 19, 2019
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science boner

A state of euphoria achieved after learning about an awesome scientific fact, idea, principle, or theory.
Dude, reading that book totally gave me a science boner
by arrogant-bastard March 25, 2016
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science boner

When an individual, often researchers and scientists themselves, gets very excited about or amazed at a scientific fact, new discovery, unexplained event or new theory.
Eg.

Person 1: did you hear about the discovery of Promachoteuthis Sulcus? I have a total science boner about it

person 2: yeah man I heard they've only ever found one

Person 1: dude it's awesome it's a squid with teeth like structures

Person 2: wow dude this could change the world of squid research
by OrganisedMishap April 03, 2016
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