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Distance bomb 

when someone you know or love suddenly says that they are going to move real far away. This is often a very heart wrenching experience for the one moving, but even more so for the one left behind
A man and a woman were close friends with eachother. Both live in Boston. One day, the woman says "I'm moving to Crapville, California, near Tijuana". the guy was very shocked and shaken at the news. When his friends talked about it the next day, one said tothe other "That chic really dropped the distance bomb on poor Sam last night."
Distance bomb by blinkingblythe April 13, 2007
the immature act of waitin until somebody falls asleep then waking them up by pulling of the sickest belly flop on em whilst yelling, TOM-BOMB!!!, can also be known as the chad bomb after excess consumption of alcohol
''oi bro check this out.....TOM-BOMB!!!!''
Tom-Bomb by Tom-Bomb January 29, 2008

Lurker Bomb 

A fart that is not smelled immediately upon flatulation, but subsequently delivers a potent stench.
I left the room before my lurker bomb hit
Lurker Bomb by whoreable January 22, 2009

Stain Bomb

The concurrence of not wiping and then returning your undies to there rightful place upon your butt-ox. This resulting of course in a catastrophe of epic skid stain proportions.
"Hey Joey, your a stain bomb."
"Yeah well at least I don't rape my mom at night."

Stain Bomb by JayB's April 4, 2009

sauce-bomb 

A sudden sentence/word that is considered saucy that has been said out of nowhere
Bill: "Hey.. hey there"
Bob: "Screw off, bitch!"
Bill:"WOAH! Drop off the sauce-bomb, much?"
sauce-bomb by Tammy Green February 1, 2009

Mongoose Bomb 

Like a Jager Bomb, but with Grey Goose Vodka.

You have Monster energy drinks, the green one, pour an adequate amount of grey goose into it, stir and drink.
These Mongoose Bombs have got me drunk as fuck!
Mongoose Bomb by Stace Face October 4, 2009