boots the monkey

a high motherfucker on a stupid show

person:who's a high motherfucker on a stupid show
boots the monkey:me

by jason wachenheim February 13, 2021

creepy monkeys

A group of furry apes that hide in your closet and watche you sleep

Oh my god look at that those creepy monkeys

by Dovahboss365 August 29, 2016

monkey fun

it is were you get viciously raped by 10 or more monkey species while you eat bananas

I had some monkey fun over the weekend

by quandaledingel March 29, 2022

Monkeys-play

the act of playing silly or goofy

he was playing his game like monkeys-play
:replace the word : he was playing his game goofyish

by T232 January 29, 2023

Clipboard Monkey

Person who holds a clipboard outside nightclubs with a list of names who are on the guestlist.

That Clipboard Monkey reckons she's of some sort of importance because she stands outside a nightclub all night with a list of names.

by chopra28 December 27, 2013

Monkey Farm

A crazy ass place that is filled with people who do nothing but screech and jerk off, often controlled by a tyrannical douche bag named Captain Henry Rhodes

IM RUNNING THIS MONKEY FARM FRANKENSTEIN!
AND I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY TIME!!!

by The real Sid Vicious January 10, 2020

monkey nut

a really big testicle that some people have, they have to drag it around when they walk around

yo wheres jerry
jerry has a monkey nut, he will be here in an hour

by spuffymate March 28, 2023