David

when someone does something that is considered infuriating to whoever is being affected

god damn dude, your so David right now!

by anonymous April 16, 2023

David

Cock sucking, ball licking, underdeveloped dwarf fucking, austistically verbally challenged retardant fuck

He plays waterpolo, he’s such a David

by Mike Hawkhurts November 24, 2023

David

There are two types of David’s, charming and the guy you want to be with, and the one who pretends to be the first guy but may have a serious addiction to drugs or alcohol.

Scenario 1:

Guy: Hey David how you doin’?

David: “Swell, just took the family out to the Grand Canyon!”
David: “How about you, y’all doin’ alright?

Scenario 2:

Wife: “Love you hun have a good day!”
David: “I love you too babe!”

David: Pretend to go to work but actually go and by some snuff

by JDZav July 8, 2023

David

David, He REALLY Loves Men, Not as friends but in a sexual way, he acts really gay

Woah David is sooo gay.

by Davidlikesmen69 September 15, 2021

david

David is a Really handsome boy with curly hair and a big penis the size of marocco.
He loves Bread and loves the smell of Bread cooking in the oven. He is Really smart . He doesnt even learn good. Hes Really funny and loves pussy. He can get mad but he'll always forgive you. He doesn't believe in god but in Jahwe because he is jewish. He always games on the ps4 with his " friends". He loves racing games .

david: Hey guys I love Bread like a david

by Florientje 123 January 25, 2018

David

He looks like he smells like fish sticks... and you’re exactly right.

Mom why does this deodorant smell like David.

by howtosucdick June 2, 2020

David Erickson

A person who is very sensitive gets triggered over the words “gay” “faggot” and “retard” and thinks “retard” is a slur

Random person that’s gay some faggot acting like a retard

David Erickson Don’t say words like gay the f word and the r word and the r word is a slur

by Boogereater69 May 22, 2022