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The Great Ancient War

A war back in 5000 BC when a god was dethroned by the great Troy. After troy dethroned the god he sent powerful troops to fight against satan and thanos himself. Troy killed thanos with just one punch and choked satan to death with his bare hands. Troy has been known to be the most powerful of them all and is referred to the God of Gods.
Me: just came back from The Great Ancient War it was fun
Friend: OH REALLY YOUR A Troyist

Me: DUHHH
Friend: i hate Troy
*me gets the power of troy and shoots a beam at friend*
*friend dies immediately*
by truthdefintion April 30, 2019
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war runner

A person who can run fast in any condition like hot, desert, cold, snow, wet, dry, or the woods or grassland
Dude how do you run in this harsh condition?

I’m a war runner
by Soviet Ronaldo December 14, 2017
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Cold War

A three culture Devil's Threesome. The woman is from Europe (preferrably germany). One male from russia and the other one from america. During the act both male participants have to try to surpass the opponent male in endurance and skill. The challenge ist to goad each other so hard that the woman ends up mental and physical destroyed.
"Hey bud, look at dat fine arse of her. We definitely need to wreck her during the Cold War"
by MrSwagoto June 21, 2017
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War daddy

“Big dick murder daemon” Schneider is a psychopathic person with no interest in living.Has a decent sex life but he’s bad a relationships(looks extremely nice)
Go tell war daddy we got the situation under control and to cancel the air strike
by Wraddy February 6, 2020
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Culture War

2 mentally retarded factions of political zealots fighting to see which on of them gets to control your behavior and mind. That's what the word "culture" means. "Behavior that is passed down through generations."
Hym "BOTH OF WHICH are willing sacrifice your kids AND COMPLETELY FABRICATE A MENTAL ILLNESS GOING AS FAR AS TO HIRE PLANTS TO STEAL YOUR IDENTITY in the name of a culture war propagated by the delusions of incest cultists and socialist zealots. If they do not willingly give up control of my life by paying and crediting me for that AI I created... I will murdered one of your children. They will get the control they desire and one of you will pay the price. And if others follow suite, more than one of you will pay the price."
by Hym Iam May 22, 2025
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World War I

The time period of era where everything went chaos due to only one good ol' cause;
cupidity and selfishness between major european countries.(well done to Britain, Russia and Germany!)
Son: Mom, what's World War I? It sounds like a bad word..
MOM: That's just a nonsense son. You don't have to care about it now - it's NOT EVEN gonna happen in the future, anyway.
Son: Really? What about that crazy old grandpa with a shitty orange face?
MOM: Who are you talking about? Did you mean some guy who usually appears at a Walmart commercial?
Son: No.. he was wearing a uniform.. and said he's "gonna make our country great again.".
MOM: oh... NOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE A World War 3.
by godverwatch May 8, 2017
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dot war

When you're instant messaging someone and there's no conversation going anywhere, so you just send dots back and forth until a conversation picks up.
Chris: ...

Samantha: ...

Chris: ......

Samantha: we can dot war all night dude....
by NotWithStupid June 4, 2009
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