smell my duck

smell my duck abbreviation is smd

john “hi susan smell my duck (abbreviated as smd)”
susan “john your duck smells lovely!”

by hello pookie wookie May 24, 2023

Ducks in here

The excuse you should use when you let out a large fart that sounds close enough to a quack that it could pass for a duck.

(Fart) "Bro, there must be some ducks in here"
"You disgust me..."

by KEATOR November 27, 2012

Duck

Autocorrect for dick

Max-your a duck
Matthew-nice
Max- i meant dick
Matthew-fuck u

by anonymous April 28, 2021

Duck Dinner

1. A literal dinner consisting of duck, usually as the main course.
2. Military slang for dishonorable discharge, which in the United States is usually reserved for the worst offenses under the UCMJ, such as fraud, desertion, espionage, SA, treason, and murder.

1. Yeah we went out for duck dinner, not great, not terrible.
2. Sgt. Emerson got a duck dinner for killing that guy.

by qw3r1y July 17, 2023

DUCK YOU

Another way to say f you

DUCK YOU GIRL!!!!!!

by Murdtheello November 17, 2021

Duck

A big, fearsome sea creature with a grape addiction.

"The elites don't want you to know this, but the ducks at the park are free. You can take them home. I have 458 ducks."

by Not videogamedunkey November 10, 2022

delivery duck

A blue Ecstatic <not to be confused with aesthetic> duck that dresses in red, and makes people confused about their sexuality(?) Dressed in crispy taco, a poop doop.

"I have a brina, I'm also a shit pigeon but most of all I'm a delivery duck"

by Shit pigeon June 2, 2017