Porn

Fun fun for all genders but the real stuffs better

Gonna git laid gonna git laid. Aw man she dident show up I guess I got to go watch porn

by Pussy salary July 2, 2019

Porn

An excellent but unused way to diagnose erectile dysfunction

I don’t think you need to diagnose ED with porn

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 11, 2023

Chore Porn

Similar to food porn, chore porn is digital proof (photo or video) of a single or multiple completed chores. Whereas food porn elicits a stronger response in men, for some reason chore porn often has a more pronounced effect on women.

Friend: Are we still meeting at Broadway 5050 at 8pm to watch game 7 of the World Series?
Me: And you know this! I just sent my wife enough chore porn to keep her satisfied for the whole evening.

by Sir Berzerker 999 April 23, 2025

Porn

If you searched this up, you´re probably a 7th grader siting in the back off the class with your friends. ¨hey i have an idea, lets search up porn on urban dictionary ¨ focus on class dammit

Dont look up porn, at all

by Slutygirl_16 May 6, 2022

fact porn

The contemporary phenomenon of people requiring news agency to publish any single detail about an incident immediately without any further investigation. For example, this can be observed after a supposed terrorist attack.

There is currently a lot of fact porn on news site X about incident Y.

by dog's beast March 22, 2017

harvest porn

Videos and/or pictures revealing surprisingly large yields of vegetables (typically root vegetables or tubers) that generate a certain level of titilation when observed.

"Holy crap: look at the size of those potatoes!"
"Oh my gosh, this is SO harvest porn."

by Mickleberry May 3, 2019

Porn

its an addiction, but not all addiction are bad. Just like this one

I like to watch gay Porn

by CumSlayer March 15, 2022