Simps (short for 'sucka idiolizing mediocre pussy', or for female simps, 'sucka idiolizing mediocre penis') are people that devote an unhealthy amount of attention to a potential mate in hopes of validation or rewards from said person, rather than being themselves and accepting rejection if the other person is not interested. Simps will do anything for any potential mate to gain their approval, even if the person does not reciprocate. This is unfortunately the case for many simps; their potential mates usually take no interest in the simp, and if they do, it is only because the simp rewards them for simply existing.
Contrary to popular belief, the act of simping is not associated with being attracted to a mate, taking interest in and attempting to date a mate, or being friendly to a potential mate.
Contrary to popular belief, the act of simping is not associated with being attracted to a mate, taking interest in and attempting to date a mate, or being friendly to a potential mate.
How it's properly used:
Jaden: "I've given her all my money, I text her every single night even though she leaves me on read, I massage her feet constantly, and she still doesn't want to date me yet! Maybe I should keep picking up her food for her, maybe then she'll decide to get with me."
Mason: "Are you sure this girl is even interested in you in the first place? I think you're being a bit of a simp, you need to just be yourself and find a girl that loves you for who you are."
How it's improperly used:
Jack: "That girl is cute. Maybe I should ask her out. No big deal if she says no, it's just worth a shot."
Joe: "You're such a simp."
Jack: "Okay, so even though the purpose of our species is to procreate and find a mate, I am a simp for pursuing that. Correct?"
Joe: "Yah."
Jack: "Okay.. cool. Guess I will never ever talk to another female as long as I live, despite the fact that our purpose is to procreate. Gotcha. Sounds like a plan. Noted. Will do."
Jaden: "I've given her all my money, I text her every single night even though she leaves me on read, I massage her feet constantly, and she still doesn't want to date me yet! Maybe I should keep picking up her food for her, maybe then she'll decide to get with me."
Mason: "Are you sure this girl is even interested in you in the first place? I think you're being a bit of a simp, you need to just be yourself and find a girl that loves you for who you are."
How it's improperly used:
Jack: "That girl is cute. Maybe I should ask her out. No big deal if she says no, it's just worth a shot."
Joe: "You're such a simp."
Jack: "Okay, so even though the purpose of our species is to procreate and find a mate, I am a simp for pursuing that. Correct?"
Joe: "Yah."
Jack: "Okay.. cool. Guess I will never ever talk to another female as long as I live, despite the fact that our purpose is to procreate. Gotcha. Sounds like a plan. Noted. Will do."
by suburban__dictionary May 3, 2023
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Get the Simp mug.A person who regularly simps for, self depreciates for, and gets humiliated by their only sexual partner in life, while simultaneously getting cheated on by that person, drained financially, mentally, and emotionally, but NEVER physically. Their "partner", meanwhile, signals to other suiters that they are available and brags about having LOTS of experience.
A person who is both a "cuck" and a "simp" for a person what is not worth their time to such an extreme that they will become famous for it, if they aren't already in exchange for any career they can no longer have or have already lost because of the object of their desire.
(This is in regards to Akaash Singh, a comedian and friend of Andrew Schulz who co stars on the Flagrant Podcast. Akaash had many takes on cucking and how he's a better man than someone like Myron Gaines who represents the "red pill" because of how much more respect he has for women, even going so far as to call Myron a "neanderthal" for his beliefs... Then Akaash's wife gets super famous for all the wrong reasons, and it turns out she is not the sort of woman Akaash should be defending, let alone be married to. She has a bunch of skeletons in her college dorm room closet.)
A person who is both a "cuck" and a "simp" for a person what is not worth their time to such an extreme that they will become famous for it, if they aren't already in exchange for any career they can no longer have or have already lost because of the object of their desire.
(This is in regards to Akaash Singh, a comedian and friend of Andrew Schulz who co stars on the Flagrant Podcast. Akaash had many takes on cucking and how he's a better man than someone like Myron Gaines who represents the "red pill" because of how much more respect he has for women, even going so far as to call Myron a "neanderthal" for his beliefs... Then Akaash's wife gets super famous for all the wrong reasons, and it turns out she is not the sort of woman Akaash should be defending, let alone be married to. She has a bunch of skeletons in her college dorm room closet.)
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