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Your a simp, yes you
by Emmajack11 October 12, 2021
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Someone who is simping - being positively biased, giving, protective about someone or something; Correspondingly negatively biased (lack of empathic thinking=psychopathic) to the perceived opposite.
Can be for an individual, groups of people (tribe, sex, nation, mental solidarity), items (sentimental or investment), ideas, corporate (excessive belief in the fairness of the system and upper strata altruism).

Simps are often submissive to their positive bias target, but not necessarily.
Aggrosimp - tends to be more active in attacking their negative bias targets.

Differs from sycophancy in that it's less pragmatic, more person's worldview defining.
My GPU is better than yours. Just get a job, just learn things, just invest.. Repeating what upper stratas are saying doesn't turn you into one, they don't care that much, corpa simp.

Stop simping for her, if you aren't that submissive; mentally replace her with a man - would you still be acting the same?
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The main distinguishing feature of any simp is that they have empathy only towards the opposite sex (one-sided).

Consequently they tend to: be in favor (or pro-) opposite sex, interpret everything in the opposite sex's favor; xenophobically hate their own sex (all penis holders are evil by default, half of the time other simps are exempt from this) with or without hating themselves for being of that sex; more often than not be submissive to the opposite sex, place the opposite sex on a pedestal.
They can have any personality, body, appearance, smv, success, money..; consequently the more of these things they possess the more "authority fallacy" may be exerted in support of this bias.
What a simp!
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taylor: ale -
everyone: haha simp
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Luiza and Vale with the Polo Bears
Vale and Luiza are both fucked up because they are simps for assholes.
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person: Duuuuddeee tyler is being such a simp
person 2: Dude he’s literally just being himself, he is The Simp
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