Sarcasm retard

Someone who is really fucking bad at sarcasm and thinks they are actually good. Their sarcasm doesn’t put any hints that they are sarcastic and sounds like normal speech and they will call you stupid that you didn’t get it.

Person 1: “We’re going to hang out at 3”

Person 2: “Oh cool, see you there.”
Person 1: “Are you fucking retarded I was being

sarcastic..”
Person 2 (in their head): “Damn, this really is guy is actually a sarcasm retard... how the fuck was I supposed to know he was sarcastic..”

by JaKhaki_Twin May 1, 2021

i_retardedfunny

A funny company, Funny real fun

This is very i_retardedfunny

by u_retardedfunny August 3, 2021

Uneducated Retard

Ariel felus

Ariel felus is an uneducated retard

by GalaxyBone November 4, 2021

selective retard

Someone who acts stupid when they actually know what’s going on

Tyler:Gabe is such a selective retard…

Jake:I know right! He acts so stupid.

by MARCUS IS THE GOAT October 4, 2021

Official Retard of the World (ORW)

You are a very stupid person whose face looks like it got smashed by a hammer. You are also known throughout the galaxy as the ugliest person in the Milky Way. Your name is PooMan and your bisexual

'Hey look isn't that the Official Retard of the World (ORW)'
'He's your buddy'
'The Official Retard of the World (ORW) isn't my buddy, he's my guy'
'He's not your guy, he's your friend'

by Chikabille November 21, 2021

donny retardation

Donny retardation is doing something without fully thinking it through and something going complete wrong or frowned upon by society. Shortened down to pulling a Donny!

“ Holy smokes, Tim really pulled a Donny Retardation”. Shortened version: “ Tim really pulled a Donny today.

by Goat meal November 22, 2021

Fucking Retard

A fucking retard refers to a human being who is insanely stupid.

"Mason Cole is a fucking retard."

by MasonColeIsRetarted November 24, 2021