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stupid retard kys

when your mad and dont have any more comebacks to say
Person 1: stupid retard kys
Person 2: ꧅𒈙𒐫﷽꧅𒐫𒈙⸻𒐫﷽ဪဪ𒈙𒐫꧅ဪ𒈙﷽﷽﷽𒐫꧅ဪ𒐫𒈙͝𒈙﷽꧅
by retarded black monkey October 10, 2023
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Borderline retarded

A half-human, garden-spud hybrid. Barely considered a person, someone who is borderline retarded is someone who shows every trait of mental retardation in every possible faculty.
Person 1: "She said 'good morning' at 5PM"
Person 2: "'Cause she's borderline retarded"
by Spider647 October 25, 2023
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Text Retarded

When the dumbass friend in your groupchat asks a question that indicates they don't know how to fucking read.
Friend One: Dinner is at 7PM.
Friend Two: Cool see you then.
Friend Three: What time are we going to Dinner?
Friend One: Are you text retarded?
by Cummy Cummerson December 18, 2023
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Fucking Retarded Idiot-

Bill said to Jim hey man did you hear about that Fucking Retarded Idiot- Logan ward
by Logan’s biggest opp January 21, 2024
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Tactical Retardery

When you are playing a video game and make a play that is so profoundly stupid that even Napoleon after having invaded Russia would be ashamed of it.
Person 1: Hey watch this, I bet I could run through this entire open area (in siege) and make it over there before I get shot. (Proceeds to get shot and die)

Person 2: (There is no person 2, no one will play with you. But someone did actually want to play with you they would call that tactical retardery)
by musket 193 January 27, 2024
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Tareted Retard

A "Tareted Retard" is a person whom is few steps below from being an "Ultimate Retard," if not more.
That guy isn't just stupid, he's a tareted retard!

Whoever designed this must have been taretedly retarded.

What the hell were you thinking? Are you a tareted retard!?
by Gamez_A_Gamin February 7, 2024
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Aaron Retard Moment

When you try to explain a left 4 dead 2 Strat to skip a horde but you can't get your point across.
Did you try the new left 4 dead Strat yet? No its like the Aaron Retard Moment!
by FarletFOX November 11, 2023
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