Mash Your Potato

V. Mash potatoing.

To slam someone's pussy.

Dude 1: Hey can I mash your potato?
Dude 2: Fuck yeah dude!!!

by Mr. William Collins December 12, 2021

Potato archie

Potato archie is very cute but very I educated. He doesn’t know how to spell aggressive words without accidentally spelling duck. But even though he’s really bad a grammar, he still is rlly good at picking up strangers and going out with them and he is very good looking and cute

Potato archie: hey wanna go out?
The girl: nou idk you
Potato archie: idc potato

by Bananaboatdoodoodoodoodoo December 13, 2021

Christmas Potato

A festive Potato

This christmas potato is very festive

by Windows Ben December 19, 2021

slouch potato

n. Slovenly person with no ambition and bad posture.

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Get some shape on your benighted life you didgeridoo-bashing slouch potato. You don’t want to end up washing koala scrotums down the docks in Perth.

by gnostic3 December 22, 2021

Drain their potatoes

Drain your potatoes, drain our potatoes, drain his potatoes, drain my potatoes -- urinate

We need to stop soon so the boys can get out and drain their potatoes.

by Kickasso December 23, 2021

Potato

Noun
A person who spends all time inside watching YouTube while being an ambivert.
They have a weird ass sense of humour and they don't have sleep paralysis.
And they have a diet of fried chicken only while being skinny af.

"*insert name*is such a potato"

by Catoil May 14, 2022

Potato

A word similar to tomato that people seem to argue too much about how it is pronounced

Normal Human being: Hey man, do you like potatoes?

Non-normal human being: Actually it is called potato

by Wise Goose May 15, 2022