A car tailor made for a creepy person, or "creeper"; typically a large Chevy or GMC van, sometimes a converted heating/air conditioning van, typically white, with most or all windows either tinted or covered with those bizarre opaque panels. Ideal for kidnapping young victims and transporting them across state lines. Taken from the name of infamous pedophile boaster John Mark Karr who most likely, if he were allowed to drive, would drive a john mark car.
Dude, look at that john mark car!
Who's driving?
Some creeper with a pedosmile! Let's bounce before we end up in that dude's basement!
Who's driving?
Some creeper with a pedosmile! Let's bounce before we end up in that dude's basement!
by Creeper Patrol! April 4, 2008
Get the john mark car mug.Tears of self-aggrandizement derived from strong emotions on a specific issue, policy, situation, etc. Persons who engage in this act display a strained or overwrought pathos to others affected by the situation, and are traditionally self-centered. Similar to crocodile tears.
Man: (sobbing) So... are you breaking up with me? After all we've been through? After my success in chasing the American dream?
Woman: You are a pathetic soul. Don't you dare--fight back those John Boehner tears of yours and man up!
Woman: You are a pathetic soul. Don't you dare--fight back those John Boehner tears of yours and man up!
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John Green went John Green-ing once, ended up on a list of undesirables and was told "John Green, you're gonna die on that list."
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The fictional character, John, is known for notoriously pranking sleeping victims by giving them rough anal.
The fictional character, John, is known for notoriously pranking sleeping victims by giving them rough anal.
Person A: "Prank him, John!"
John: "You already know."
John: *pranks victim by delivering rough anal sex*
John: "You already know."
John: *pranks victim by delivering rough anal sex*
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