Old Mastiff

An old mastiff is when one simply kidnaps and elderly person and inserts there penis in the elderly persons anus and uses them as a snow board.

John tried an old mastiff.

by idiocy March 14, 2014

Old Salt

Man-Shmeg Bermudas Orange Tang Old Salt

Todd's dad Burnee just got back from a weekend sea tour of the Bermudas. He left a crusty ring of orange crumbs on Todd's toilet seat to say howdy. That's the old salt all right.

by SpaceQueen222 December 23, 2018

old guy in surfwise

A badass old guy who says it as is doesn’t come with bullshit but trueshit

Old guy in surfwise says I met a Jewish girl named Ellen we got together later that night “she taught me to eat pussy”

by Ur mom 808 April 23, 2018

old ricky

Alternative name for Glasgow.

As the ship pulled out I was leaving old ricky.

by Sayyoujimmasayyou. February 5, 2021

The Old Abe Lincoln

Sloppy head in the back of a convertible.

Dude, John got so lucky last weekend! He said that Jane gave him The Old Abe Lincoln!
God, what a good time.

by someoldguyprobably June 9, 2023

Old balls

When your old and your balls hang very low almost to the point where they drag on the floor.

Many people call Scott old balls

by Tman27 April 13, 2019

Old mill, back it up

The oid mill will use this when they want there crew to ‘back it up’

Me and Ngoni were on a mad one, old mill, back it up

by Oldmilloriginal November 28, 2018