Jade Penis

'Jade Penis' is a common autocorrect fuck-up when attempting to say 'jalapenos' For example: 'What toppings did you have on your pizza, hun?' 'Oh, pepperoni, capsicum and Jade Penis' o_O

I lurve Jade Penis on my pizza - om nom nom.

by Kurtis McStrange October 31, 2017

Porcupine Penis

When a guys penis is completely surrounded by his pubic hair that you can barely see his penis.

Yo my sister's boyfriend has a Porcupine Penis. Walked in on them banging and I couldn't even see his tip...

by DaddieDoWerk December 2, 2015

Penis Luggage

Refers to the scrotal region of a homosapien male. This sack usually contains two (2) reproductive organs known to the lay-person as nuts or balls. Also known as Cock Satchel.

Do I have to pay a carry-on surcharge for my Penis Luggage?

by Anuscakes the third September 8, 2010

Micro penis

A very small Penis

Damn Aj you got a micro penis

by TheRainMonkey September 22, 2016

Enlarged penis

A penis that is greatly enlarged and pounds pussies

His enlarged penis pounded my pussy

by Big fifty 107 September 7, 2018

acid penis

The penis that cleans your insides vigorously.

That acid penis is going to clean you up real good.

by Too_Big_to_fit February 7, 2017

penis tracz

it is a word used in most gehhtos to describe when they just killed there opps and then took the dead body and gave them and the whole gang the best head ever

jay : yo fuck that opp penis tracz
rico: yes bro fuck them penis tracs them till we dead word of my mother

jay: this penis tracz bout to be lit young

by big daddy gay boy December 20, 2022