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zombie-friended

Unintentionally friending someone, as when Facebook sends friend requests to everyone in your contacts list.
Shit! I just zombie-friended my ex.
by Son of Hogzilla February 24, 2010
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Ex-Friend

Quicker and more slang way of referring to a former friend
My ex-friend once spent all this money on me, but it's funny because I will never pay him back
by placebo! December 12, 2020
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D-Friend

What a person that takes advantage of people, sucks the life out of those that attempt to care about him despite what their peers think. Also, traps those that attempt to love him. Also, jealous, mean spirited, picks on children, has no job, no phone and is homeless.
Did you hear what that D-Friend said today? I would rather have an enemy anyday than a D-Friend.
by laughingthru December 7, 2011
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True Friend

A friend who is always there for you no matter how big or small the problem is.... Someone who's got your back throw it all... Someone who does not hold grudges... Someone you trust... Someone that helps you throw thing as a old friend or ex boyfriend or maybe even a loss in your family.. someone you can talk to.. someone that you know you can talk to...
True friends are hard to come by sometimes... But when you find one you will love to have one and you would never won't to Loas them and the would never won't to loss you ... Its like y'all are stuck with each other... Kinda like there you sister/brother
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Sympathy friend

That one friend of your's that you're not very close with that constantly bugs you to hangout with them. If they see pictures of you and your friends on Facebook, Instagram or Snapchat they'll guilt trip you for not inviting them out with your friends. Typically, they're a last resort when it comes to inviting friends over. If your closer friends have plans, then you hangout with your "sympathy friends". You don't really like them much because they're either really annoying, obnoxious, offensive, rude, maybe even notorious for spreading lies, drama and/or probably eating all your food and drinking all your drinks in your house. Your close friends and your parents probably don't really like them either and probably agree that they shouldn't be invited over to your house ever again. But sometimes you kinda feel sorry for them that they're bored and friendless and junk. So you invite them over every once and a while. But when you do bring them over, you make sure they don't stay for too long. As a result, you try to shoo them away subtly after a couple of hours of hanging out with them and try your hardest not to punch them in the face when they say or do something really shitty.
Me: Aw man. All of our besties are out of town for the weekend, who else do you think would hangout with us?
Your friend: Ugh your sympathy friends probably aren't doing anything right now.

Me: Ugh noooooo I don't wanna hangout with them.
Your friend: But if you don't and they see pics of us online then they'll get mad
Me: Ugh fine I'll call them.
by M. Cruz August 10, 2014
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Shitty Friends

Friends that are all types of shit, in all shitty ways.
Got nothing for my birthday, I got Shitty Friends.
by Koko Kool May 17, 2017
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Friend-in-Lease

Friends of your roommates that you never hang out with except through them. More than acquaintance, but less than a real friend.
Man, I can't call Tiffany. She's your friend. She's only my friend-in-lease.
by Dave R October 9, 2005
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