Creamy ninja

When someone puts too much cream into their Ninja appliance, and it malfunctions.

“Aw man, I put too much cream into my Ninja, and now it stopped working. Must have been the heavy cream I made. Worst $300 ever. Now there’s a creamy ninja in my kitchen.”

by ELEETS November 19, 2024

operation ninja turtles

if you do not know, this is for men only, this operation is directed by men, for men. if you do not know my fellow brethren, operation ninja turtle goes like this: we men for the past few years have been building an underground city, through the sewers, by chance if women disappear off the planet for 24 hours, we will take to the sewers and go to our secret sewer castle, that is all i have as of right now for info, i am not working on it, i am here to spread the news

yo, bro do you know about operation ninja turtles?

yeah, but stfu for now, we'll get in trouble for talking about it in public, and if a girl hears us, we're dead.

by kissuke urahare December 31, 2023

operation ninja turtles

a made up operation by Youtuber al jokes. he explains it as an operatio we men have had in the making for a minimum of 4 years. he explains that we one day will enter the sewers to our secret underground city with a stable stream of resources

guy 1: you did you hear about operation ninja turtles will be carried out soon?!

guy 2: yo, if you talk so loud, someone will hear you!!

by kissuke urahare January 21, 2024

fruit ninja days

referring to a time period where one self harms or cuts themselves

I cant send you thigh pics because of my fruit ninja days.

by ktkills January 25, 2024

Ball Ninja

Hawking golf balls from your unsuspecting playing partners golf bag.

Matt is the exemplary example of a true ball ninja. Dude just rips piss missiles off the tee and sometimes the fairway just runs out and they go OB. Pro V’s are better when they’re free.

by Mr. Doublay January 25, 2024

Moon ninja

Moon ninja.
The moon ninja is the moon that appears in the daylight spotting it. Legend has it she has insomnia, and takes her nap on the wrong side of the moon

Point at object in sky “ is that the moon I can see out in day light?” Ahh the moon ninja has fallen asleep, insomnia. “

by Moonninja May 30, 2024

Rusty Ninja

The challenge of having to piss directly into all of your partner's available orifices (mouth, nostrils, asshole, and pussy if they have one) while you're both blindfolded

Person 1: "Did you just sneeze piss?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah I got rusty ninja'd"

by Concerned Jeremy June 2, 2024