laid night

Getting laid late nights

Person A: „I can’t wait for our laid night“

by yudi August 31, 2022

Laid night

Getting laid on a late night

Person A: „I cant wait for our laid night“

by yudi August 31, 2022

swift night bunny

Unseen, unheard, twack star production; jacking people's shit in the night.

"Did any of you jack my shit?"
"No!"
"Well It could have been me, I'm like a Swift Night Bunny, very quietly sneaking in and stealing y'all's shit."

by Of The Similar September 6, 2022

Night Poop

A poop taken after 8pm, outside of one’s regular poop taking rhythm.

I’ll be right back, I think I might have to take a Night Poop….

by Andi Pandy Putting in Candy October 28, 2022

Sunday Night

Sunday night, thy night we men dread most.

When all your thoughts come to your mind.

All your heartbreaks, misfortunes, and all helplessness come to attack.

Nothing hits harder than a lonely Sunday night.

Not even girls can hit a man hard enough in the heart than a Sunday night.

John: Bro its sunday night.

Adam: Damn bro,dont know if ill make this one.

by JackEChan October 30, 2022

Night Shift

When you don't get sacked for being an utter creepy predator but instead get offered a job on night shift to watch folk sleep.

Hey Rolf! What happened to creepy Jimmy?

Ah I forgot to tell you Gary, he's now on the night shift!

by Bollock tucker November 3, 2022

bondy night

A slang North East term for November 5th (bonfire night)

I'm going to light a bonfire for Bondy night

by Mazza 62 November 5, 2022