splatter monkey

When you shit so hard you leave stains on the bottom of the toilet

I went to the bathroom after David and he left splatter monkeys everywhere.

by Ccastle April 3, 2017

egption monkey

A EGPTION MONKRY ID S MONKY WHO IS FROM EGYPT AND LEIKS TO STEAL ONES SOCKS

yo dat egption monkey just stole mah sock bruh!!!!!!!!!

by SLIMEBOI3000 May 29, 2017

Scuz monkey

When hair in your drain is clumped together with semen that has gone down the drain as well.

John pulled the scuz monkey out of his drain this afternoon

by Mortt June 26, 2017

monkey boy

A slang word meaning slave, or subservient person.

"Hey, monkey boy! Get me a glass of water!"

by RocketMaster July 1, 2017

electric monkey

A random and overly excited goofball that can be a bit overwhelming with super randomness and super weirdness.

I was listening to a podcast and the host Matt was an electric monkey when citing random movie moments.

by The Electric monkey February 21, 2018

scatter monkey

Someone who is off their head on meth who goes out the front of their own or someone elses house and does stupid stuff normal people dont like weeding with a chicken bone or painting the mailbox with shoe polish at 2am in the morning. Etc

Check out the scatter monkey digging for treasue out front of that joint and then picking at their face to bits.

by Wbff May 12, 2018

spankin the monkey

Beating yo meat like its dead

Yeah eric was spankin the monkey last night

by Tarp Flarp Master February 27, 2017