Making Jesus cry

To masturbate
Comes from Christian parents telling their kids “Every time you masturbate, Jesus cries”
Jesus is interchangeable with Hod in this context

An example of “making Jesus cry”
Friend 1:Did you get laid last night?
Friend 2: No, I was so horny I had to make Jesus cry
Friend 1: Gross, tmi

by Comic Sanders May 31, 2019

Making Yogurt

The act of copulation between two or more university students for reproductive or pleasurable motives

Were you and ken making yogurt last night? How many batches did you make? (hehehe) (snort)

by david99wow April 30, 2011

Making mermaids

When you jerk off and bust your load into the toilet and flush it.

They call me Poseidon because I'd be making mermaids, I'm king of Atlantis!

by Daddy Genki January 19, 2021

to make a Trump

When you tell a lie that suddenly gathers its own dynamics and you can't control it anymore so you have to keep on adding lies.

Look at @realDonaldTrump 's twitter page. Looks like he just tries to make a Trump!

by btchscallmepapi November 10, 2020

We Have to Make the Operating Model Work

A phrase often said by a person, usually a person in a management role, who requires specific tasks to be completed but does not have the knowledge or skill set to complete the task his or herself.

A head chef was hired despite having no cooking experience and told me to cook a new chicken platter. When I asked at what temperature should I cook the chicken, the chef replied "We Have to Make the Operating Model Work."

I was given a task to build a gingerbread house with only a dirty q-tip and a used condom. When I asked my manager in what fucked up world this makes any sense, he replied "We Have to Make the Operating Model Work."

by GrimReaper408 April 1, 2025

U make me wanna fart

Another definition of true love. Basically a hotter way of saying "let's kiss." If you tell your partner "u make me wanna fart" you two are definitely soulmates.

person 1: u make me wanna fart
person 2: dayuuum shawty bbg.....
person 1: let's kiss
person 1 & 2: *violently makes out*

by Mopeyy May 16, 2021

make ghaai

A South African term popular in the Coloured community. Making ghaai is essentially to make fun of someone, to have a roasting battle. It's also considered ghaai to give someone a somewhat offensive nickname based on a prominent physical feature of theirs. Most likely it's an Afrikaans nickname.

(make ghaai of someone who wears specs)
nickname: kyk vir Harry Potter

by steers December 29, 2022