A hot mexican guy with long hair who moast likely gets called that by his close friends (his real name is probably david or antonio)
by mr.miguel dannyboy March 3, 2022
Get the Mexican Jesusmug. by ed shartan December 2, 2021
Get the Jesus Dominguezmug. Someone who looks homeless and showers less frequently then his piers, generally a nick name given to man who has long hair and a zz top style beard and smells like 3 day old hiking socks,
Stinky Jesus is generally the life of the party and always last to bed.
Stinky Jesus is generally the life of the party and always last to bed.
by Gangus Karn July 28, 2020
Get the Stinky Jesusmug. by Boymansupa September 13, 2021
Get the obama jesusmug. Jesus Lighting is the result of a camera focusing on you with light in the background resulting in the person in the photograph being surrounded by heavenly white
Person 1: “How was the visit at the park with your friend?”
Person 2: “Good; very sunny, I took a picture of my friend facing the sun and when I looked at the photo, I got him in Jesus Lighting”
Person 1: “lmao”
*may or may not be based on a true story*
Person 2: “Good; very sunny, I took a picture of my friend facing the sun and when I looked at the photo, I got him in Jesus Lighting”
Person 1: “lmao”
*may or may not be based on a true story*
by roach.baddie September 15, 2023
Get the Jesus Lightingmug. Falsely needing wheelchairs at airports, to get priority boarding when getting ON the plane, but NO LONGER NEED THE WHEELCHAIRS upon arrival.
On that last flight, 14 passengers got on the plane by wheelchair, but by the time we got to Los Angeles, 10 of them had been miraculously healed by "Jetway Jesus!"
by NobodyHereButUsChickens May 26, 2024
Get the Jetway Jesusmug. by jackjackipod3@gmail.com August 26, 2021
Get the Jesusmug.